last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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