hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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