White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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