Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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