I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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