Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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