I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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