11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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