She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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