U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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