Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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