so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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