I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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