Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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