Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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