Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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