Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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