This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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