halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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