she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
How's work?
Spinning.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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