Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We are all done wearing pants today
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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