the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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