That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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