under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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