It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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