So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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