i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
