I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We are two peas in an std pod
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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