return my video game
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Shame - the story of my life.
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