Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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