New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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