This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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