Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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