She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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