White coat. Heels.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Randomize