The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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