tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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