I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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