sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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