I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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