We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I can text with my tongue
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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