I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
