is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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