how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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