I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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