Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just google imaged poop.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
MIDGETS
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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