I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
it's like heaven, but drunker
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
