Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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