She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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