I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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