i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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