Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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