I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
A+ Viking dick
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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