the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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